Monday, April 9, 2012

Top things that suck about having had a double mastectomy....


Top things that suck about having a double mastectomy, other than the obvious - having the double mastectomy!

Can't shave your under arm area....have to use an electric razor and it doesn't do the best job! Maybe I should just pretend I am on vacation from France!

Can't reach the cookies on the top shelf. I mean, really, I should have put this on the bottom shelf...or at least right next to my bed!

Not being able to sleep on my side or my stomach. It sucks.  Nothing more to say about that.  I am pretty sure I am going to be sleepless in sacramento for the time being!

Not being able to take a shower and wash myself!  Yes, I have known my husband for almost 13 years and married for almost 6 years, but it still doesn't prepare you for your husband getting down and dirty with cleaning your big ol' stinky booty!!!

Not being able to go on our adults only vacation in July!  Enough said!

And, the most important reason.....I can't pick up my little man!  I can't get him out of the bath, the crib, his car seat, nothing...it sucks, sucks, sucks.

I can, however, give him all the hugs and cuddles we both deserve and need!!

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