In less than 48 hours, I will be the owner of one great pair of brand spankin' new boobs! That's right, the day has come for these painful tissue expanders (te's) to be tossed in to the trash (or wherever it is they go!). Yes, my te's did have a wonderful purpose in life (they did stretch my skin well enough to be able to put a pair of D's in their place), however, I shall not miss them and here is why...
1. Rocks. That's right, rocks. That is what they feel like. No joke. I can't tell you how many times I have had to tell people to feel my boobs because people don't believe me when I tell them they feel like rocks, and every time they say, "Oh, wow, you weren't joking." Um, yeah, I wouldn't joke about having rocks as boobs. I understand that they have to be that way in order to force my skin and muscle to stretch, but let me tell you something... it was painful. Imagine having rocks placed under your skin and muscle. They don't move...at all...never in any way do they move. Just think about sleeping on your side or stomach. Just think about the side of your arms hitting them everyday...I have had so many bruises on my arms. My new boobs will be soft and moveable. Hallelujah!
2. Cleavage, or actually, lack of cleavage. Since my boobs don't move, I can't make any cleavage. This will finally end once I get my new boobs on Friday! Hallelujah!!!This means I will soon be in the market for some really great bras to show off my really great boobs!!! Not sure how they knew, but Victoria's Secret sent me a catalogue in the mail last week!!! Well, hello there bombshell!!!
I will post some pics (not of my boobs, sorry) from the hospital before going in to surgery and when I come out of surgery, so stay tuned!
